Sunday, November 16, 2014

Welcome To Australia

So it's midway through November here in Brisbane, which means it's that time of year when the weather decides if  it's going to be ridiculously hot all summer or full of home shattering storms AND hot all summer.

This is bad news for everyone who doesn't live, work, and travel within air conditioning, and terrible news for anyone who has to do manual labour in the sun. You think I'm exaggerating but I'm not.

Just look.

 For those who don't go by the Celsius, I live in an area that generally sees an average of 35'C which is around about 95'F. Considering the human body has a core temperature of 37'C/98'F, most people in Brisbane and the rest of Australia spend approximately three months every year praying for rain by chanting the common spiritual phrase "It's fuckin' hot!" in hopes of a respite. But God can't here us.


Welcome to Australia. If the spiders don't bite you and the bears don't drop ya, you're gonna be cooked til ya crispy.  Bonza.

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